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been gone a long time.

Place an X by all the things you've done, or remove the x from the ones
you have not, and send it to all of your friends (including me) - A bit
of fun. Don't forget to change the name in the subject line to your
own.

This is for your entire life:

( X ) Smoked a cigarette
(yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck)

( ) Crashed a friend's car

( ) Stolen a car

( M ) Been in love
(debateable)

( X ) Been dumped
(once. i think. wait. twice. it was not fun.)

( X ) Shoplifted
(mad dog 20/20. i i could ask you how you feel, would you reply or produce a sheid? for such a long time, been dirnking this wine, that i dont know....)

( X ) Been fired
(laid off?)

( X ) Been in a fist fight
(hahaha oh hell yeah.)

( X ) Snuck out of your parent's house
(of course. i WAS a teenager, you know.)

( X ) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (all too frequently)

( ) Been arrested

( ) Gone on a blind date

( X ) Lied to a friend
( :( and i hate that i did. i wish i could go back)

( X ) Skipped school ( hahaha )

( ) Seen someone die

( ) Been to Canada

( ) Been to Mexico

( X ) Been on a plane
(but not until i was 21. thanks, jill)

( X ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?
(if the clothes you're wearing count, yes. if not, then no.)

( X ) Eaten sushi
( i love sushi )

( X ) Been skiing
(just a month ago. thanks HR)

( X ) Met someone from the internet
(hahah )

( X ) Been to a concert
(whatever. is that question for real?????!!)

( X ) Taken painkillers
( yeah. alot of em for a while. TMD.)

( X ) Love someone or miss someone right now
(every damn day)

( X ) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by,

( X ) Made a snow angel

( ) Had a tea party

( X ) Flown a kite

( X ) Built a sand castle

( X ) Gone puddle jumping!

( ) Played dress up

( X ) Jumped into a pile of leaves

( X ) Gone sledding

( X ) Cheated while playing a game.

( X ) Been lonely

( X ) Fallen asleep at work/school

( ) Used a fake ID

( X ) Watched the sun set

( X ) Felt an earthquake

( X ) Slept beneath the stars

( X ) Been tickled

( ) Been robbed

( X ) Been misunderstood
(more often than I'd like!)

( X ) Petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo OR jackalope
(any of the above? I mean, I've never heard of a reindeer/goat/kangaroo hybrid. that'd be something to see...)

( X ) Won a contest

( X ) Run a red light/stop sign

( X ) Been suspended from school
(see above fist fight question)

( X ) Been in a car crash?

( ) Had braces

( ) Felt like an outcast/third person

( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night!

( X ) Had deja vu

( ) Danced in the moonlight

( ) Liked the way you looked

( x ) Witnessed a crime
( see the shoplifting question)

( X ) Questioned your heart
(seems like a full time profession for me lately)

( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes

( X ) Squished mud through your bare feet

( X ) Been lost....

( X ) Been on the opposite side of the country

( X ) Swam in the ocean

( X ) Felt like dying

( ) Cried yourself to sleep

( ) Played cops and robbers

( ) Recently colored with crayons

( X) Sang karaoke

( X ) Paid for a meal with only coins
(taco bell + college = this happened alot)

( X ) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't

( X ) Made prank phone calls

( X ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

( ) Danced in the rain

( X ) Written a letter to Santa Claus

( X ) Been kissed under the mistletoe

( X ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about

( X ) Blown bubbles

( ) Made a bonfire on the beach

( ) Crashed a party

( X ) Gone roller-skating

( ) Had a wish come true

( X ) jumped off a bridge

1. What time is it? 12:42pm

2. What is your name? jerrod

3. Any nickname? nope

4. Mothers name? patricia mae

5. What is your favorite drink? water is so lucky. there's 2 hydrogens for every oxygen.

6. Tattoos? 2

7. Body piercing? one

8. How much do you love your job? more than i love just about anything else. lula excepted.

9. Birthplace: Weirton, WV

10. Favorite vacation spot: beach. beach beach.

11. Ever been to Africa? No

12. Ever steal any traffic signs? maybe.

13. 2 Door or 4 Doors? 2

14. Salad dressing? hmmm. peppercorn ranch. its a STM thing i think.

15. Favorite pie? I'd rather have cake. as well. yellow with chocolate frosting.

16. Favorite number? thirteen

17. Favorite movie? the big lebowski

18. Favorite alcoholic drink? whiskey

19. Favorite holiday? christmas(family)

20. Favorite food? indian

21. Favorite day of the week? saturday

22. Favorite brand of body soap? hmm. no idea

23. Favorite TV show? lost/sixfeetunder/24/twinpeaks

24. Favorite Professional sports team? NY yankees

25. Favorite college team? nada

26. Favorite smell? fresh cut grass. dryer sheets. certain people.

27. What do you do to relax? what is this "relax" you speak of?

28. Message to your friends reading this? i can't believe you read this much. awesome.

29. Your best bodily feature? hmmm. that i have one i suppose. the existence of my body is good. for me. otherwise i wouldnt be here.

30. How do you see yourself in 10 years? sitting on the porch of my beach house. relaxing. whatever that is

31. What do you enjoy receiving? mail from friends. freelance checks.

32. Furthest place you will send this message? hmmmmm. it's myspace/friendster. it's all ones and zeros. going over the interweb. hard to say.

35. What time is it now? 12:51. I had some interruptions. and now im listening to ambulette.

The Haiku vacation: part 1

I am writing haikus for all of my friends. here is part 1. you will get yours soon. i have 12 days off.

Nicci - your hair: a haiku

yesterday your hair
was straight and you said it took
a long time to do

Liz - your interview: a haiku

today when you came
over to tell me about
your interview ruled

Kelly - the fan: a haiku

i am a big fan
of your comedy and of
your tragedy too

Kyle - vague: a haiku

kyle likes to keep it
vague as long as possible
but it never works

Joy - the haircut: a haiku

when you cut my hair
you burned my ear a little
but it did not hurt.

hilary - the funny one: a haiku

i wanted to write
you a funny haiku but
this will have to do.

chelsea - the show: a haiku

milemarker show
was loud and the sound muddy
but still i had fun.

kristen - the game: a haiku

the tendency you
have to hit the cue when i
shoot helps my shot none.

annie - we lost: a haiku

my partner you were
last night at jackpot we lost
every game played

elif #2 - a response to your plot: a haiku

that is amazing
the way you worked courtney love in
a bewildered look

elif #1 - the haiku: a haiku

i do not know if
you like haikus but i am
writing one for you

will - zombies: a haiku

at bickett i told
that girl i knew her and left
you discussed zombies

kate - the friend: a haiku

you are a good friend
and always will be but we
need to get drunk soon.

susan - your house today: a haiku

today is the last
chance we will have to go over
to your house today

jen - the NDA: a haiku

i have pool moves that
you will sign an NDA
to see me do them

leslie - ovaltine: a haiku

your post about the
ovaltine made me laugh out
loud once yesterday

jude - divine planet: a haiku

divine planet sucked
but it was a fun band to
play bad music in

sara - the painting: a haiku

i once painted you
or a photo of you for
a final project.

della - last night: a haiku

when you played music
last night i saw it happen
and heard it happen

Allison - the friend: a haiku

my sister knows you
but now i know you as well
so you are my friend

teresa - your haiku: a haiku

i told you i was
writing you a haiku but
you laughed and i stopped

1. Look around the room you're in. What would be the most effective weapon?

coaxial cable.

2. There's a stain on your clothing, what is it from?

mustard? im not good at role playing.

3. What's the most terrible song you've got on your computer?

johncougarmellencamphurtssogood.

4. What is your favorite thing that you wont admit to anyone?

hmm. im not ashamed of what i like.

5. What's the last thing you broke on purpose?

a relationship.

6. Do you collect anything "unconventional"?

lately, my beard.

7. Oh my God, what's that thing behind you?

the wall?

8. You looked, didn't you?

no.

9. What word always makes you laugh, regardless of context?

zeboim.

10. Whose face makes you laugh?

kramer

11. Do you prefer the smell of paper or plastic? paper.

12. What is the most attractive letter? q

13. What is the most homosexual number (single digit)? what? ummm... 3 i guess.

14. Make up a new word. Right now! Write a definition.

knastlevom.(the k is silent) puke that comes out your nose.

15. Choose 5 things that you think should be illegal:

stupidity, ignorance, racism, intolerance, and SUVs

16. Which of your scars is your favorite? wrist i guess.

17. Is there a word or phrase floating through your head right now? fuck all ya'll.

FUNNY or NOT A LAUGHING MATTER:

18. Old people falling down: anyone falling down is funny.

19. Jesus jokes: funny

20. Dead baby jokes: funny

21. Morbidly obese people who need their walls knocked down: funny. i actually laughed out loud when i read that.

22. Kids getting knocked down by big dogs: funny

23. Trent Reznor's lyrics: very funny

24. People getting voluntary cosmetic surgery that leaves them looking disfigured: hilarious

25. The guy who smoked angel dust, cut off pieces of his face and fed them to his dogs (true story): hilarious.

1. Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to say?

no. i dont like making phone calls. why would i want to make one twice?

2. If there were a public execution on television, would you watch it?

no.

3. Would you be content with a marriage of the highest quality in all respects but one - it completely lacked sex?

and what are these other respects? i dont think so. i want the whole package.

4. Would you be willing to eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?

depends on whether or not the crickets themselves were hungry.

5. If a crystal ball would tell you the truth about any one thing you wished to know concerning yourself, life, the future, or anything else, what would you want to know?

hmm. i guess whether or not things could work out the way i want them to with my stuff.

6. If you could have free, unlimited service for five years from an extremely good cook, chauffer, housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose?

masseuse

7. What is the best meal you've ever eaten?

the first time i had indian food in dayton in 1999.

8. If you knew there would be a nuclear war or horrific terrorist attack in one week, what would you do?

sleep? tell someone?

9. Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? Would you be willing to spend the night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted?

sure. yes.

10. Would you want to know the precise date of your death?

no.

11. What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subject?

the circle of fifths/music theory (and no im not talking about liquor)

12. Name the most terrifying moment of your life so far:

my first real date. but i got over it.

13. Who is the person you know with the purest soul?

hmmmm. jason westbrook. or.... hmm. this is tough....

14. Is it better to have dreams that will never come to pass, or to have no dreams at all?

never come to pass i guess.

15. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not telling someone?

hmm. i make it a policy of letting people know what they mean to me.... soo.. i guess id be ok dying tonight. as morbid as that sounds.

16. Do you think the world will be a better place 100 years from now?

no.

17. Someone you love deeply is brutally murdered and you know the identity of the murderer, who unfortunately is acquitted of the crime. Would you seek revenge?

nope. anger into action.

this one will fill the time, but the last survey we posted is really good. not that we don't appreciate all the surveys our loyal members send us... it's just if you only have time to take one right now, we suggest the previous survey.

1. Do you still know/talk to the person you lost your virginity to? yes yes i do i do.

2. What would you do with 1,000,000 plastic spoons? eat a lot of ice cream.

3.What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? my grandpa. bluegrass. and michael jackson.

4.What is the best thing about your current job? everything. flexibility, creativity, freedom

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class upon purchasing one? sure

6. Are you against gay marriage? no

7. Why? beacuse being against gay marriage is stupid

8. What's the most fucked up food combination you've come up with that's actually tasty? peanut butter and mayo.

9. Have you been on a date in the past week? no

10. If yes... How did it go, if no, why not? im not dating. im single. im busy. and i dont want the emotional involvement necessary for a relationship, so i see dating as relationship masturbation.

11. Where are you going on your next vacation? dunno. maybe amherst

12. Quote a song lyric:Do you find it so intoxicating? dont blow this, you have my everything.

13. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? newish

15. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? of course

16. Are you ashamed of having it? fuck no.

17. What do you wish someone would buy you? a mixing board

18. What do you think of hipsters? whatever.

19. What are you wearing right now? boxers

20. When is the last time you had mom's home cookin'? last weekend

21. Do you like your parents? yes

23. What state(s)/country(ies) have you lived in? WV, OH, NC

24. Do you ever wish you were gay/straight? no

25. Tell us about the last conversation you had: discussing with jen my reasons for not dating or getting involved physically or emotionally with anyone. my moratorium on physical contact and sexual behaviour.

26. Where do you see yourself in one month? more of the same. halfway through recording my ep.

27. What is your favorite smell? rolls in elementary

28. Home Depot: good or evil? meh

29. Do you consider yourself bi-polar? no

30. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment? 4:17am, 55 degrees

31. Are you missing anyone right now? yes i miss a friend who lives on the other side of NC. shes pretty amazing.

32. What does your myspace quote mean? its a quote from twin peaks. because im a hiptser

33. Elaborate on your primary photo:kelly took it laaaaate last night after the dcfc show at a sushi restaurant using my new phone. she's artsy.

34. Who introduced myspace to you? vanessa

35. How many comments do you have? sixty some

36. What's your current relationship status? singular

37. What is your current problem? frustration and frustrating people.

38. Why fill this out? why the eff not, dudes.

39.What do you hate most? nothing

40. What do you love most? my family. my sister specifically.

41. What makes you happy? my sister. a perfect bank shot in pool. the new milemarker album. hope. the possibility of seeing m.b.

42. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? the way i reacted to that first night. i wish i wasn't so flakey. ive always said i dont do regret. but i regret that.

43. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be? lula.

44. Ever had a near death experience? no

45. Name ONE obvious quality you have: i have mass.

46. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now? send me an angel. that 80s song that was on RAD the movie.

47. Are you happy today? yes. sick but happy.

48. Who will cut and paste this first? noone. which reminds me. if you read these, kids, write me a comment!!

dieses ist nicht ein Übersicht Teil 2

1. FIRST NAME: jerrod

2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
hmmm. i have tmd. well, had it seems. my jaw felt like it was being crushed.

3. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?
no. i cant chew it, see #2.

4. WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER?
the new orange flaored stuff is fun.

5. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
i like girls.

6. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
i make due with what i have. i hope it isnt offensive.

7. WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?
sure.

8. DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
not as creepy as david bowie in "labyrinth"

9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?
yes.

10. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?
fuck tobacco.

11. WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
Aleve. for my pain.

12. BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS ?
meh.

13. WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?
none. im trying to burn out my retinas.

14. HAVE YOU EVER ENGAGED IN ANAL SEX?
not intentionally. wait. no i havent.

15. DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
no.

16. WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?
dual 2ghz g5, 12" powerbook.

17. HOW OFTEN DO YOU POOP?
when the mood strikes me.

18. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
hmmm. that last time i went to jackpot with liz.

19. IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY?
recording stuff.

20. DO YOU EVER GAMBLE?
no.

21. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE ?
in a house on a beach.

22. YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?
2200-1109-9872-8833

23. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE?
many.

24. ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW HAIRY IS YOUR ASS?
haha. 1 or 2 i guess. i dont go around there much.

25. DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH?
about as much as you like being punched in the throat.

16. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?
nope.

17. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
chicken#dumplings.

18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
all of it!

19. WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?
me i think.

20. HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE?
toomany.

21. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU WET THE BED?
no

22. IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
M.D. initials because it might happen. haha.

23. HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
a few times.

24. WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?
fuck.

25. DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
no.

26. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?
me

27. WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE?
motorola

28. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING?
i dont think so.

29. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING?
hahah multiple times. the door DOES lock you know.

30. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PUKED?
a couple of months ago.

31. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
28

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
skydive

33. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
no

34. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE?
once a week or so.

35. DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE?
no

36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?
lately sierra nevada pale ale.

37. GIRLS: DO YOU SWALLOW?

GUYS: DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND SWALLOW?
no idea

38. ARE YOU RACIST?
no

39. DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY?
no

40. LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
-7,-7 on the political compass.

44. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?
none.

45. ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION?
no.

46. IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?
Florida. sorry kate.

47. HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
once.

48. WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?
neither.

49. ARE YOU SEXIST?
no

50. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?
curling.

51. DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?
no

52. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND?
tom waits kicks ass. She is going to fucking love this mix. i cant wait to hear what she thinks.

53. DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?
no.

54. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR MYSPACE?
sleeping

55. HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?
no

56. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT "FUCK BUDDIES"?
lame.

dieses ist nicht eine Übersicht

1. ARE YOU OVER 18?
oh my yes. waaaaay over 18.

2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
my little sister at a mexican restaurant flipping me off.

3. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
yes. i usually get enough. i like sleep. alot.

4. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
why is lula on my head?

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
brave new world, 1984, water.

7. GRILLED OR FRIED?
baked

8. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
me.

9. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
not anymore

10. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
home.

11. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
lately, my guitar, laptop, and my sister's sarcasm

12. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
good headphones, a decent mixing board.

13. FAVORITE SONGS WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING?
umm. falling asleep, "i see a darkness" album, or "pajo". when im asleep, i dont really care because im asleep. duh.

14. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
conservatives. commitment. panda bears. "it" being too late.

15. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
both. usually at the same time. wait... are you talking about sex?

16. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
commander. coder.

17. WHAT IS YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME?
Kent

18. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
harold & kumar go to white castle. hell yeah stoner movie night!

19. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE KIND OF FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
indian def. 2nd choice, my mom's baked spaghetti. with butter.

21. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?
eff commercials.

23. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
lula

24. YOUR EYE COLOR?
green/blue/grey

25. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING?
ipod, cell phone, glasses, keys, wallet, sometimes hat.

26. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
im it. right where i wanted to be.

27. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7 AM?
swear. hit snooze. lather, rinse. repeat.

28. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
white, with dark stripes.

29. WHO DO YOU WANT TO MEET?
david bowie

30. HOW'S LIFE TODAY?
fanfuckingtastic. really. i got a ton of stuff done AND recorded some decent vox AND made a super awesome mixed cd booklet and insert for Maribeth. its seriously the best one ive ever done. i even took pictures of it because im such a dork!

work survey

1. Do you like your job?
yeh

2. Name 3 ideal jobs.
pro wrestler. lumberjack. waste management technician

3. How often do you slack off at work?
pretty much all day, every day. dude.

4. If you could take a completely unexplained day off for $100, would you and how often?
nah i can do it for free

5. Do your current co-works make your job better or worse?
better

6. When was the last time you felt like walking out on your job?
5pm today. and every day. and i do walk out. every day.

7. What would you rather have – a career that you are constantly interested in and immersed in, or a job where you put in your hours and then go home and not think about it?
depends on my mood. generally the former. but sometimes i like my brain to be empty. when i need that, i just watch tv for 45 minutes or so. and then my mind is numb.

8. When was the last time you fantasized about a missile striking your workplace?
never. or when i worked at TDN. that place BLEW. except for the sweet apartment i had.

9. What do you do on your break/lunch?
eat. go to best buy. get my hair cut

10. How many of your co-workers would you like to punch in the face?
none

11. How do you think you are perceived by your co-workers?
no idea. i like beer.

12. Is there a certain way you would like to be perceived?
no

13. How many people do you work with?
3

14. Do you work better with women or men?

men. not to generalize or make assumptions because im sure there are female coworkers out there who dont overly dramatize everything that happens every day, but my office is drama free. 4 males. no drama. that said, emily artz was the best coworker ever. and she is female. so. yeah.

15. Do you ever get a massive headache and want to die?
yeh

16. How often do you fantasize that your boss is a giant hamster, and he/she wants you to feed him/her food pellets and play in cedar chips instead of doing work?
hahah. never

17. How much of an ass-kisser are you?
not

18. Do you have a nice ass?
of course i do. like you needed to ask. assk.

19. When you were in High School/College/GED Night School, did you think you’d be doing what you’re doing now?
yeah pretty much

20. Would you rather work a standard Monday through Friday or have a schedule that is always changing?
mf, effer

21. Do you think that chick that sits over there is actually a dude?
no. i think she is actually an alien.

22. Why does the bathroom always smell like that?
air freshener

23. Do you hang out with your co-workers after work? If not, why not?
yeah. beer. man.

24. How long do you want to work at your current job?
until i can survive without it

25. How long have you been working at your curent job?
3 years? 4 years?

26. Why does the radio blow?
Clearchannel Entertainment pretty much

27. If you won millions of dollars would you still work?
yeah

28. If your boss had two heads would you quit or stay?
dunno. depends on what kind of haircut(s) they had.

29. How often are you on AIM at work?
all day. necessary for my job. blavosja. entertain me.

30. Do you eat meat? How is that?
yeah. i don really like it.

New Survey

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
no.

2. Do you close your eyes on rollercoasters?
no
3. When's the last time you've been sleigh riding?
2000? maybe?

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
depends on who the someone else is.

5. Do you believe in Ghosts?
sure

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
i try

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
yeah i think so

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
jolie

9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics?
a few things

10. Do you know how to play poker?
sort of.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
alot in college. i was a studio art major.

12. Do you kill bugs that are in the house?
no.

13. Have you ever cheated on a test?
no.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around..do you go through red lights?
i have. dont make a habit of it tho...

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
no. secrets are dangerous things, audrey.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
yankees

17. Have you ever Ice Skated?
yes.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
not very often.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying?
recently.

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
who can't?

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
i believe in fascination at first sight.

23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is?
nope

24. Do you always wear your seatbelt?
yes. especially when t is driving.

25. What talent do you wish you had?
i wish i could..... play cello

26. Do you like Sushi?
yes

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
too many.

28. What do you wear to bed?
depends. usually boxers.

29. Have you ever been caught stealing?
no

30. Does size matter?
whatever, dude.

31. Do you truly hate anyone?
no.

32. Rock and Roll or Rap?
you mean hip-hop?

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
hmm. natalie portman i guess.

34. Do you have a relative in prison?
no

35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror like your favorite singer?
no

36. Do you know how to play chess?
yes. but i have only ever beat maya.

37. What food do you find disgusting?
chicken.

38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?"
no

39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
heh heh heh.

40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
yes

41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
not that i remember

42. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much?
a couple of months ago?

43. Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater?
nope.

44. Do you ever sit through a bad movie, just to see how bad it can get?
not really.

46. Have you ever met someone famous that you really wanted to meet?
ian mackaye.

47. Have you ever been stood up?
yes.

48. When's the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs?
after getting off of an especially infuriating phone conversation a couple of weeks ago. yes.

49. Did you ever do something that you didn't want to, just to fit in?
no.

50. Do you consider yourself "the biggest fan" of something?
im the biggest fan of not caring about whether or not im the biggest fan of something.

short/sweet/ish

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? nose.

2. How much cash do you have on you? $1

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"? pest

4. Favorite plant? aloe

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? somebody morris.

6. What is your main ring tone on your phone? an old fashioned phone sounding ringer.

7. What shirt are you wearing? none at the moment.

8. Do you "label" yourself, could you? this question makes no sense.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? barefeet.

1o. Bright or Dark Room? darkroom

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?: nothing,

12. Ever "spilled the beans"?: no.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?: sleeping i think.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?:
eff. i just deleted them all today. something about telling me to go to sleep at 5am.

15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?: no.

16. What's a saying that you say a lot?: yeh. and lately "dude. you are being very un-dude right now"

17. Who told you they loved you last?:ehhh..hmmm..jill? maybe? in a romantic type way... i dont know. maybe v. a long time ago.

18. Last furry thing you touched?: lula

19. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past Three Days? none.

2o. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?: none

21. Favorite age you have been so far? my current age

22. Your worst enemy?: no enemies anymore.

23 What is your current desktop picture?: megatron.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone? "sweet dreams."

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret? i have no major regrets. so id take the million.

26. Do you love/ like someone? i love/like alot of people. can you be more specific? like is there one special person i love/like? no.